You made me cry and you don't even care
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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