dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
