Who did Billy Mays play for?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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