remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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