I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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