i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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