I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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