Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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