just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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