Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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