I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
