If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it was like eating out sand paper
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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