Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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