went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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