He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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