just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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