nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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