I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
FUCK WHALES
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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