Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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