i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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