there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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