I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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