seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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