new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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