in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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