I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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