Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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