is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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