shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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