i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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