What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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