Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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