New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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