Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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