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(303): View more from Colorado

I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?

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(352): View more from Florida

if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.

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(813): View more from Florida

yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.

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