this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you