How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.