honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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