We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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