butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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