Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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