Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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