I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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