all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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