you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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