Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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