How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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