There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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