Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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