He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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