i barfeds in our rink
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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