The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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