I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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