12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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