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(323): View more from California

I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.

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(972): View more from Texas

They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.

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(514): View more from Quebec

It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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(309): View more from Illinois

stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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(812): View more from Indiana

last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.

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(408): View more from California

I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.

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(207): View more from Maine

We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we should paint friendship bongs

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