weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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