In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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